Dave Strider

Summary
Dave Strider is one of the main characters in Homestuck, and the third kid to be introduced. He is obsessed with being cool, which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths. When the original name "Insufferable Prick" was about to be suggested, he slashed the entry box right in half with a Ninja Sword.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 9-A to 8-C | At least High 4-C, likely far higher with hax | Possibly High 3-A

Name: Dave Strider

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: 13 at the beginning of the story, 16 currently

Classification: Human, Sburb player, Master of irony | God of time

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Expert swordsman | Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Immortality (Types 1 and 4), Time Manipulation, Time Travel, Able to summon alternate versions of himself from different points in time

Attack Potency: Small Building Level to Building Level (Easily sliced through Sburb's low and mid level monsters, Sliced down large structures on LoHaC in a single swing) | At least Large Star Level, (Should be on par with God-Tier Rose, Killed possessed Alpha-Session Jack Noir, whose exploding head created a small black hole and vaporized the majority of a planet, in the process), likely far higher with hax (Jade implied that his "time trickery" would allow him to fight with herself) | Possibly High Universe Level (Managed to very briefly hold off both Bec Noir and the Peregrine Mendicant)

Speed: At least Supersonic+ (Able to keep up with his Bro, who was moving so fast he was creating after-images) | Massively FTL+ (Flew from the center of the Green Sun [An object 534 billion light years in radius] to its surface in a minute at most, around 280 quadrillion times the speed of light) | Massively FTL+ (Very briefly held off Jack and PM at the same time)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: At least Class MJ (Should be superior to John) | Likely Class XTJ+ (On par with God-Tier Rose) | Unknown, likely High Universal (Parried several of Jack and PM's swings)

Durability: At least Small Building Level (Took a "playful" beating from his Bro and was only left in pain, but without any serious damage) | At least Large Star Level, likely far higher (Emerged from the core of the Green Sun, a star twice as massive as a universe. Took numerous hits from possessed Alpha-Session Jack) | Unknown (Was killed when both Jack and PM finally stabbed him)

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard melee range | Interstellar, far higher with hax | Same

Standard Equipment: Caledscratch, Shades, Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete (don't even bother asking), Boonbucks for days, A fresh supply of irony and sick beats, PC, Turntable, Several issues of Gamebro Magazine

Intelligence: Significantly above average, but it can be hard to tell through the staggering barricade of "irony"

Weaknesses: Puppets, Inability to properly convey emotions | Uneasy about using him time travel powers, thus doesn't do so despite the benefits they would bring

Key: Base Dave | God-Tier Dave | Enraged God-Tier Dave ([S] Game Over)